An apple a day is bad for health

I have been constantly thinking about Apple's new device. It is ridiculous! The amount of hype and coverage its getting over the Internet has started to rewire by brain. Every time this happens, just like the iPhone scenario, I have an unexplainable feel of incompleteness in me. It's like I am immobilize until I get one. I mean what has marketing come to, to have made us all freaks and vampires for the latest gadgetry from Apple. To tell you the truth, I used to want Apple to go bust so as to cure my anxiety before a product launch. My cash is ready and I am waiting to bring one home. On average, I think about the iPad once every hour. I kid you not, I am freaking out. Does anyone have a solution to this problem?