Your ideal case would be to come home after work and shout "Hello Darling, I am home". Then you would go over to her and give her a kiss on the left cheek. You then ask what is for dinner and she will most probably say "go and have a seat and we shall see in a few minutes". 'Hitman' would suggest otherwise. In reality you should come home and lay down your bags at the door and walk straight up to Hitman. Give it a big Whammmm!!! Release the anger, tension and shout !%@%!!@%. Once that is done go over to your wife and politely call out "Hello Darling, I am home".
Hello Darling, I am home
Your ideal case would be to come home after work and shout "Hello Darling, I am home". Then you would go over to her and give her a kiss on the left cheek. You then ask what is for dinner and she will most probably say "go and have a seat and we shall see in a few minutes". 'Hitman' would suggest otherwise. In reality you should come home and lay down your bags at the door and walk straight up to Hitman. Give it a big Whammmm!!! Release the anger, tension and shout !%@%!!@%. Once that is done go over to your wife and politely call out "Hello Darling, I am home".